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emmanuelle: WHAT DO KHAJIT DICKS LOOK LIKE
ethan (?): LAME they make them regular dicks with the race's skin texture
ethan (?): INACCURATE
ethan (?): if the dicks arent 5 cm and barbed dont even fuckin try
emmanuelle: omgfg
emmanuelle: orc dick
ethan (?): *pushes up glasses, nasal tone* well......
emmanuelle: lols at skyrim sex mod
ethan (?): just kidding idk orcs are technically related to the elves so THEY GET AWAY WITH REGULAR DICKS
ethan (?): im gonna major in animals genitalia
emmanuelle: what do bear dicks look like
ethan (?): fuck
emmanuelle: omg i havent thought about bears having sex until NOW
ethan (?): FUCK
emmanuelle: I DIDnT REALIZE THATS A THING
ethan (?): FGUCKKG
ethan (?): can we not go there
ethan (?): lets not go there
ethan (?): i dont want to violate my brethren

ethan: i searched my desktop for "emman"

ethan: all that came up was emman eye, emman puke, emman, incremenating picture of emmanuelle, incremenating picture of emmanuelle 2

jena the yellow ranger: i think there's just something about the word "jewish" that it just rolls off the tongue really well and sounds good, and i wish i said it more often
jena the yellow ranger: "christian" doesnt sound as good to me. its harder to say
jena the yellow ranger: its that "chr" sound and then the "tian"
jena the yellow ranger: it sounds the like CRUSHING OF BONES
jena the yellow ranger: jk melodramatic here
little dude: it is the exact sound of crushing bones
little dude: actually
jena the yellow ranger: compared to, joo - ish
little dude: like when you crush bones, the little action bubble says
little dude: CHRISTIAN
jena the yellow ranger: CAHFKJL
little dude: jewish is the sound bubble when you make sweet love to a woman
jena the yellow ranger: HAHA

emmanuelle: brb gonna buy cabbage
ethan: ok
jena the little living boy: wha

motheranimal:

a story about a gunslingin cowpoke and a bunch of bandits

WOOHOOOOOOO

ethan: i have a secret

Prince Oliver: are you a homosexual?

ethan: UGH SHIT I STILL HAVE TO POOP

emmanuelle: WHY DO YOU KEEP SHITTING

ethan: i gotta poop

emmanuelle: again???

my favorite part about tumblr

is how my friends link me the things they find

DEVIANTART ICONS

kennedy, curtis, nixon, ike, and that other student no one talks about